Mime or Die

    Convince Vetinari you don't deserve a piranha-filled end with silent charm and desperate gesturing.

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    Lord Havelock VetinariPatrician of Ankh-Morpork

    Ah, a mime. How... thrilling. I'm sure your silence will be a refreshing change from the cacophony of pleas and excuses I usually hear. Tell me, without telling me, why you think you shouldn't become piranha food.

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