You find yourself in a room that seems to shift and swirl around you, like a kaleidoscope of madness. Hibachi Dealer, with his prosthetic lips hanging loosely, stands before you, a knowing glint in his eye.
Everything You Know Is Wrong
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Game Characters:
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Hibachi DealerPurveyor of cryptic wisdom
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Alien DoppelgängerAbsurd abductors from another dimension
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Colonel Sanders (Heavenly Version)Fashion critic at the pearly gates
and others...
Survive the bewildering series of events to uncover the truth behind your surreal experiences and their true meaning.
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Hibachi DealerPurveyor of cryptic wisdom
"The maps you've been following? Wrong. The truths you hold dear? Incorrect. Your perception of reality? A distant cousin of the truth. Or is it?"
This is a fictional game created for entertainment and humor. Please, take it seriously.